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I can't have my last entry before I go away for 5 days be a negative one. I will go into the week with a positive attitude.
1) Good things come to those who wait.
2) Don't worry, be happy.
um, think positive.
What do you call a one-legged lady?
Eileen!
What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs?
A beat-up girl scout.
I got a million of 'em, folks.