halloween ideas
Well goddammit, this is the longest I've gone without updating. Today I took a sticker off the package of chicken we bought and stuck it to my chest. It said "breast".
I saw some interesting halloween costume ideas in a magazine of my mother's. One was putting a bunch of those "hello my name is" stickers all over yourself with a bunch of different names written in and going as a "identity crisis". Another was wearing a t-shirt with a handwritten, huge capital "P" on it, and then putting some burnt cork on one eye and voila! You're a "black-eyed pea". My favorite is simply safety pinning some men's or boy's underwear to your front and calling yourself a "chest of drawers".
Hahahahaha! snort.