crude- perhaps P.Springs again?
I'm sick of being sick. I had a cold and then the stomach flu, but I'm bouncing back.
Hopefully I get to go on a work trip to Palm Springs. I know I had a terrible time the last time I went (see this entry).
Somebody tell me why the hell I wanna go back? I guess also because of this entry, which was on the same trip, so it wasn't all THAT bad. I guess I won't be drinking this year... but I hear they have a great new casino! Mamma needs a new pair of shoes!
I've been wondering why I've never been called for jury duty. I vote, so my name is out there- why no calls? I'd be interested in going just because I've never been asked. My husband, boss, and almost everyone else I know has gone. Here I am almost 30 years old and a virgin juror.
Somebody pop my jury cherry.
God, I am so crude. Y'know, I have to be all professional and curteous at work and sometimes I just want to run screaming back to my backwoods drinkin', swearin', agressive roots. It's fun to be crude once in a while and just be shocking.
The other day hubby was grumbling about something. I said to him "Geez, you're irritable. Whatsa matter, got some sand in your vagina?" Hehe.
Another time I had been listening to Kid R0ck in the car and came home and announced to hubby, "Take yer shirt off bitch, and chop me out a line". That one made him laugh.